i think this blog

is dead.

I'm lame, but are YOU?

A - Available: Sure. Who's asking?
A - Age: 15.999
A - Annoyance: The price of grapes.

B - Best Buddies?: anyone lame enough to read this.
B - Bar: Not yet. But beware.
B - Birthday?: May 2nd. Its comin' up!

C - Crush: Elvis Presley's remains.
C - Car: Saturn Ion Redline? Please?
C - Cats: I like to torture them.

D - Dead Pets' Names: Molly, Bob, Bob II, Hughie, Duey, Louie, Zip.
D - Dad's Name: Kevan.
D - Dog: No. Sadness. ;(

E - Easiest person to talk to: Buddy or Celieface.
E - Eggs: Unfertilized! Yeah!
E - Email: Delicious.

F - Favorite color?: Indigo.
F - Food: Toast, apples, and pizzalicious pringles.
F - Foreign Slang: I like the term 'slag.' & 'bum'. & 'ace'.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms worms worms.
G - God: Yeah. He's pretty cool.
G - Guns: I'm working on them. 10 pound weights are slow to show results.

H - Hair Color: Brown. And boy-ishly short.
H - Height: 5'9" in my lucky clogs. 5'5" when I'm all alone and barefoot.
H - Happy: Most of the time. Except when I get ouchies.

I - Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip.
I - Instrument: Guitar, keyboard (kinda), and a how-to guide for my ukelele.
I - Idol: Not sure. Maybe Shakira's hips.

J - Jewelry: Cheap costume type. Like at Sam Moon's.
J - Job: Hark! My quest!
J - Joke: (please see above.)

K - Kids: Small, sticky people with jam on their faces.
K - karate: Never.
K - kung fu: In secret.

L - Longest Car Ride: Anytime I'm in the car while my mom is playing "Sing-a-long Symphonies".
L - Longest Relationship: One of those "intimate" relationships? Eh, like 5 months-ish.
L - Last person talked to: My female parental unit.

M - Milk Flavor: 2%.
M - Mothers Name: Pamelaaaa.
M - Movie Last Watched: The Chronicles of Narnia.

N - Number of Siblings: 3.
N - Northern or Southern: Me gusto Texas, hombres.
N - Name: Like 'Sara' but with a 'D'.

O - One wish: Happinessss.
O - One Phobia: Big dogs.
O - Otter Pop: I've seen a dog eat one.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married for 36 years.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My eyes and neck. Yes, my neck.
P - Part of your personality you like best: I listen well. Mostly.

Q - Quote: "Silver foxes looking for romance in the chainsmoke Kansas flashdance ass pants."
Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick. (like a thief!)
Q - Quiet or Loud?: I laugh really loud.

R - Reason to smile: I've got rhythm, I've got music...!
R - Reality TV Show: Parental Control.
R - Left or right: Lefty.

S - Song Last Heard: Some Franz Ferdinand song.
S - Season: Winter. I like to wear my jackets.
S - Sex: Female. Although sometimes mistaken for 12 year-old boy.

T - Time you woke up: 9 am... I didn't bother getting out of bed 'til 9:42 though.
T - Time now: 1:25 pm.
T - Time for bed: Never!

U - Unknown fact about me: None to spare!
U - U are a... : Nice young woman who has never been OK with the whole "you" spelled as "u" thing.
U - Unicorns: Prettyyyyyy.

V - Vegetable you hate: Mushrooms and eggplant. Ew. Barfy.
V - Vegetable you love: Celery. Tomatoes. Potatoes (actually I've heard thats not really a vegetable). Ohmygodyes, CARROTS.
V - View on politics: United States of Whatever.

W - Worst Habits: Cussing, drinking, chewing the skin around my fingernails, biting the skin off my lips.
W - Where are you going traveling to next?: The fridge.
W - Where have you not been... and want to go?: Italy, New Zealand, California, New York, Europe, etc.

X - Xylophone anyone?: I used to have one! The rainbow colored ones.
X - X-tra special someones: All the someones that are still reading this.
X - X chromosome?: I guess I have two... yes? Two?

Y - Year you were born: 1990.
Y - Year it is now: 2006.
Y - Yellow?: I see you are also confused.

Z - Zoo Animal: Zeeba.
Z - Zodiac: Taurus.
Z - Zoolander: My lover.

Yay for picture blogs!

I've decided to start a picture blog.

Since I have so many photos just collecting dust on my hard drive, I thought, 'what the hell! Maybe people would actually like to see some of this stuff.' So its up now. I'll probably make minor changes with the layout &whatever (with the help of my kind older sister?). New pictures every weekday, probably, as I'll be too busy having fun on the weekends. Ha.

(P.S. OMG, JULESSSSSS!!!! So glad I got to seeeeee youuuuuuu. Wuffer<3)

Ohmygiddygodstrousers, I actually DID IT!

I chomped all my hair off.

Yep.

Shelby was all worried and nervous.
I wasn't.

(me = uber dork)

(I seriously couldn't stop smiling.)

(See all the hair on the floor?!)

(Ditz.)

I love it.
<3

my depression makes me laugh

Valentine's day is like Christmas.
you get all excited from all the commercials you see with all the glittery diamonds and the delicious chocolates on TV; and you think "Oh, I can't wait for Valentine's!" because you think you're going to have a picture perfect Valentine's day just like that.
And then maybe you don't. And you think "rawr! why wasn't my Valentine's day as perfect as that effing Kay jewelry TV spot?!"
its all the stupid commercialism. its sucking the soul out of the holidays.

& sometimes its not even that you didn't get anything. what if you're single? what if all you wanted for Valentine's day was someone special to be with?
i was talking to one of my guy friends yesterday. he didn't have anyone on Valentine's either.

me: "happy fucking Valentine's day. hope your's is better than mine. 'cause it would totally suck if it wasn't........... shit that sounded so lame. okay, happy Valentine's day again without the depressing undertone."
him: "its okay. here's to Valentine's day disappointment and a brighter future."
me: "woo! i'll drink to that."
him: "haha, yesterday i would have drunk to that til i passed out."
me: "ditto. eh, fuck it all. let's get drunk and pass out and totally not remember anything about yesterday."
him: "sounds like a plan."

now that i typed that all out, it looks so pathetic. but in a comical way.
hilariously pathetic. yep.